Lyrics

NOT A QUAKER OAT
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Maybe what I'm sayin isn't Christian
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(But) baby I don't need your permission

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Why don't ya go and judge your own face

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Smoke your cigars and taint your white lace

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cuz Maybe I'm just not Quaker enough for you?

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Yeahh. yeahhh

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I don't need your looks of criticism

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You gonna have yourself an embolism

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While I'm swearin' a blue streak under your roof
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Ya make sure your lock box is fire proof

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oh I'm just not Quaker enough for you?

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Yeahh. yeahhh

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I'm not a plain old Quaker Oat
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Not gonna be rail meat on your boat.
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(So)Go ahead and chide me. (shifting ideas - they don't rhyme?)
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You can make my day

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Yeahh. yeahhh

guitar solo
A G D
AG D
D.C G
DCG
D. G. D E

G E G D

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'Not a Quaker Oat
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'Not the rail meat on your boat!
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'Not a Quaker Oat